MAY 1'st...ILLEGALS SAY "THANK YOU" TO AMERICA

I suppose America likes being used as a welcome mat, It worked for Jimmy Carter for eight years...Well it seemed like eight years. In reality it was...four years too long. But that's okay. Jimmy wielded a good hammer and slept with Arafat. All was well in his universe. At least until some whispered to those that creeped across the border unnoticed, undocumented and unapologetic, You deserve everything Americans are entitled to, Because you are not American. Sounds good to me and thus we have the "Day without Immigrants".
(sigh) First off this isn't about immigrants and every one of you bleeding liberal, vote seeking, Howard Dean worshiping, Bob Schieffer supporting ass heads know this. It's about those who your parents hire to raise you while they are down the tennis club having sex with other people. Illegal, undocumented...whatever. They're not supposed be here. It's all rather easy. Ask Bob Schiefer to waltz unannounced into any country other than Canada and France. (They are only powerful when playing Risk). They are illegal no matter how George Clooney whispers it.
Let's move on shall we? What did these incredibly anti climactic protests accomplish? I say anti climactic in the sense of the vicar barging in while you and the wife are doing things other than playing Risk. These protests were supposed to disrupt the economy but in reality it simply made the morning commute much easier.
So what did the Illegals accomplish? They said thank you to their employers. These are the employers who gave the people jobs so they can send money back to the mother land. And the best way to thank said employers is to not show up to work. Yes cripple the industry that feeds you and your 19 brothers and sisters. Another reason to "thank" America is George Bush. now unless these "Honored guests" are on the Democratic payroll I can't fathom why they hate the man. He supports amnesty. He supports worker programs, he supports a pathway to citizenship. In essence George Bush is a bleeding heart Liberal when it comes to immigration. He is on their side and yet they still tried to cripple the American economy. If they crippled the American economy then they would make no money to send back to their 19 brothers and sisters...In other words they are trying to shoot themselves in their proverbial left foot.
This whole protest thing was not well thought out...
We are supposed to embrace these ungrateful Democrats in training? Just because they wear their plight on their sleeve does not mean we should suddenly break out the crocodile tears for them. They came to this country because their country is corrupt, incompetent, and you cannot drink the water. That is not our fault. The only thing we are guilty of is letting them in in the first place. Now lets be honest here for a moment. If they tried the Mexican flag waving escapades in real America instead of San Francisco and New York they would have received a good old Texas ass beating with a tattoo that read "Tom Tancredo was here"
-Bert