LINDEN LAROUCHE LIVE FROM BALTIMORE

Well dear reader we have met our match. We didn't mean to. I was only out for an informal stroll down the train depot looking for wayward Democrats to throttle with my military bible when I came across a folding table of no fixed trousers. Manning it were two men of no fixed sanity and there cause (of no fixed reasoning) Larouche PAC.
Ah Yes Dear reader these two second dimension characters had their bases covered. They had cunningly placed placards around the table with writing on the said placards also as cunningly, and in blue.
"America needs industry, Bush needs therapy"
"Lower gas prices to Bush's IQ"
Need I go on? I could but it gets repetitive like the Larouche folding table of no fixed trousers..
Essentially what they are saying is "We are not incredibly bright but we are very bitter. Our boss is an anti Semite but that is still far better than being a Conservative". They hate Bush and being that Bush supports Israel they hate him even more.
What I find even more interesting than the blue markings is the location. Baltimore's Penn Station. I suppose their thinking was to go where there would be the most people. Excellent idea if you are chronically stupid. This isn't Washington DC or New York. The total number of people who will see the blue markings on the folding table is maybe 75. And they are either too tired or too sweaty or too lost to care if these chronically stupid liberals with the blue markers hate the president. A lot of Americans do. They do not know why but they do. Bush invaded Iraq for oil. Bush is behind 9/11. Bush is killing the poor to help the rich. Bush did nothing during Hurricane Katrina because he hates black people. That's all great but when you need to find a taxi after spending three hours sitting next to a Turkish carnival worker who decided to clip his toe nails you could care less about the latest conspiracy theory.
Never the less they were there in full blue marker glory, hoping to convince tired sweaty travelers to vote for the anti Semite this coming election. Of course they ignore his anti Semitism and will not admit good ole Linden Larouche is in the clink but they do not need to. They're liberals and liberals do not admit anything nor take responsibility heavily. And why should they? As long as you have lunatics in the train station writing in blue marker all will be well.
-Bert