AL BORE IN '08

Oh yes I'm saying it. I want Bore to get the Democratic nomination in 2008. Why, you ask puzzled like Teddy Kennedy at closing time? Well for one he is the perfect fit for the Democratic party. Two; he will go down in flames faster and with more panache than Wesley Clark.
Bore does fit the party well. Anti military, anti America, anti happiness, basically anti everything.
He deserves the nomination because he was jipped in 2000...by a liberal court. So yes he deserves to be president. Just like Hillary. The press has been saying she deserves the presidency for years. Why? Because Bill cheated on her. Yeah that makes sense. The problem is this...Who deserves it more? Bore or Hill?
I say Bore because of his honesty. He has not attempted to be something he is not. And that is a rational, patriotic person who has ideas on how to improve the country. Now Hillary on the other hand has pretended to be the war hawk who is all about security and what is best for America. As far as ideas go, neither has a clue...or a plan.
But I like Bore because when he gets upset he is anything but Boring. He becomes a caricature of himself and when he was sporting the beard there was a very Jack Nicholson, where is my axe Aura about him. 
Democrats have this need to remain in the spotlight and the only way they can do it is to say real controversial things that they deem to be clever. Jack Murtha the "decorated" Vet said our troops must come home now, we cannot win the war, and my favorite and I quote "They are living hand to mouth". Now we can debate the progress of the war but no rational man or woman will tell me that the most powerful military on the planet is starving. Well he said it and he stands buy it.
Remember Dickie Durbin? The dumbest Lawyer on the Judiciary committee? Remember his remarks on the Senate floor? Comparing America to Pol Pot's Cambodia and Russia’s Gulags? There was such an uproar that he started crying when he was forced to apologize.
Well Big Al (Big in the waistline, skinny on ideas) is no different except he went to Saudi Arabia to do it. Just think of how much pollution he would have saved the environment if he did not fly over (In a private jet) to bash the United States. Anyway Bore said Arabs were indiscriminately rounded up, often on minor charges of overstaying a visa and not having a green card in proper order, and held in conditions that were just unforgivable." 
I'll tell you what is unforgivable, we did not round up the 9/11 hijackers who themselves had expired Visas. Why were Saudis chosen for the mission? because Saudi's had the easiest time getting Visas. In other words there were no background checks. What does Bore say about that? Well making it more difficult to obtain a Visa is "unforgivable". This ass head doesn't even want to give the United States a fighting chance.
Now I get emails and responses that "Gore is telling like it is" and these "patriotic" Americans are more concerned about the detained Arabs that according to Gore were rounded up? Well according to the Arab American anti Discrimination committee about 1,200 Arabs were arrested after 9/11. Of these, 725 were held on immigration violations, 100 on unrelated criminal charges, and 360 for possible links to terrorism. The Census Bureau says there are about three million Arabs in the United States. The number "indiscriminately rounded up" after 9/11 is much less than one tenth of one percent of that number. Yep this guy is definitely a Democrat. Now what the Liberals don't seem to understand is that his remarks not only carry weight but they are being replayed over and over again on Al Jazeera. These animals will murder their own people in the name of Muhammad. They have been rioting all over the world because of these cartoons. Do you clowns really think they will not use Gore's lies to murder more Americans? The liberals love this guy and the ironic thing is that they portray Bush as a moron when it was Gore not Bush who flunked out of both divinity school and Law school. The Democrats have tradition of selecting the worst possible candidate. John Kerry, and the Mark Spitz of politics, Teddy Kennedy come to mind. 
They are not spoilt for choices though. How about Texas Democrat Tom Malin who is seeking a seat in the house and has admitted he once worked as prostitute? Now he may prove to be a boon for Democrats. Apparently he charged 200 to 600 dollars for his services. Being that the Democrats are strapped for cash....
Anyway the media "missed' the Gore story because it was more interested in Dick Cheney. I am waiting for Pelosi or Ried to demand a full investigation into Cheneygate. Either way we have a boatload of sound bytes for Gore when he is nominated...Viva La Gore!
-Bert