UM, YOU ANSWERED YOUR OWN QUESTION

Once or twice a week I listen to Air America radio (okay, calm down. Breathe. Next time I will wait until you put the coffee down. Sorry.) Yes I admit I listen to the ultra ultra left network. I like the ultra, ultra left network. It actually gave Freddie and I the idea to start the Frog. They are so over the top it is a parody of what the liberal left  really is. I usually listen to Mike Malloy. His lack of talent facinates me. Al Franken is the top dog there (At least in name and salary) but his lack of any brain activity and attempts at humor are pathetic to a point that I want to stab myself in the thighs with forks. Needless to say the mess I made on the carpet made me promise Michelle not to listen to Al franken in the house. So, Mr. Malloy was in fine paranoid, venom spewing form. He called Bush a Nazi, a moron, and a bastard about 19 times. He repeatedly said he hates all Conservatives. Then he got a call from an expert who says Zarqawi was not killed in the bombings. According to this person if Zarqawi were dead his body would have been destroyed by the 500 pound bombs. Malloy was convinced. Before he was just extremely angry Zarqawi was dead. According to Malloy Rumsfeld and Bush are bigger, more dangerous terrorists that Abu could ever be. Now he was angry that Bush created this distraction from the "Real issues". Now if you are a Conservative you are asking yourself "Who is this expert?" Well, he worked in the nursing industry for 12 years. Well that's okay then. He's not a nurse? Just been in the field? Good. We'll go with that. Then He switched to Nicholas Berg who was brutally decapitated in Iraq. Now Bergs father is making a mockery of his sons death by claiming Bush is to blame not the people on the 13 minute video tape. Anyway, according to Malloy and his callers Berg was not killed by Zarqawi but by American soldiers in Abu Grahaib. Nice. After a break he switched topics. He announced last night was the last night Air America radio would be heard in Atlanta. The station has dropped them. He then went on a tangent about Conservative talk radio holding liberal radio back and that the Conservatives control the media. He then called Rush Limbaugh a fat slob, Neil Bortz a thug, Sean Hannity a coward and Ann Coulter a Whore. Then to finish his rant he announced Sean Hannity is having an affair with Ann Coulter and that they would be the next big Conservative scandal. He then mussed. I don't understand why we are being dropped in every market..... Isn't it obvious? -Bert