DELEGATES ARE LIKE TESTICLES.  YOU NEED THEM TO BE PRESIDENT
05/16/2008

If this is the case Elton John has more of a chance to be President than Barack Obama. Yeah I said it and yeah that somehow makes me a bigot but it's true. George Bush mentionsappeasement and Barack, complete with the rest of the DNC accompanying him on timpani screamed bloody murder. This is something like the President of AA making a speech about boozers and the entire population of Ireland conducting a sit-in as a protest.

Obama seems to have a balance of arrogance assuming everything is about him, and paranoia and hysterics for assuming everything is about him. This is rather telling as he was not mentioned at all in Bush's speech. What will he do when he is called to the carpet by one of the worlds rogue nations? Give a speech? Sue? stamp his little feet? What he could have done is use Bush's speech to finally put to rest all those nagging questions about his policies that we are not allowed to ask for fear of being labeled a racist. Instead of agreeing with Bush and then outlining what he would do, What he would say, and what would be on the table he simply reverts back to Martha Stewart-esgue indignancy which allows him to once again escape without having to be specific in what he would do as President. All Obama has to do is tell us what he'd say to the Iranians when they had their little tea time. Thing is, not only is he offended that we ask for such trivial information he outright refuses to answer and hides behind the parties skirt while they hold press conferences to denounce the President.

So tell me Senator Obama. How do you plan to engage the country that refers to Israel as a "Stinking corpse".

-The new Stereophonic Bert Spivey



 




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