SO WE SLAPPED AROUND A FEW
MUSLIMS...
12/17/2007
Yeah, that's about as PC as any Snoop Dog lyrics but with
the new and improved Fairness Doctrine looming I figured I’ll get my shots
in while I can. So my point is this. until we start using the Muslim
terrorists for twisted medical experiments I shan't really care. It seems
to me that the terrorists savagely cut the heads off Americans while we
fret over turning down the air conditioner. So naturally I was a bit
shocked that techniques like cranking down the AC and loud music will now
be illegal under the new intelligence authorization bill. Especially
considering the likes of Nancy Pelosi and company slept through briefings
about the CIA's use of water boarding and other interrogation methods on
Qaeda leaders just after 9/11.
With that said I really don't care.
Waterboarding? Considering some of these Muslim lads with the guns look
like they have not bathed since Mohammad was nine, anything to do with
water should, in my opinion be encouraged. Of course there is the old
argument that torture does not yield results. Well apparently 9/11
mastermind and part time Ron Jeremy impersonator Khalid Sheikh Mohammed
broke in less than 60 seconds of water boarding and gave up some tasty
tidbits. if anyone needed a bath it was ole Khalid. I think we should have
continued to water board this Muslim Extremist for another week. Maybe we
could have glued him to a building and by remote control fly a plane into
said building. Would that be torture? Not really. Death equals 72 virgins
and a lot of pedophilia if you are a Muslim so we would simply be helping
him toward his goal of martyrdom and child molestation.
By now
there are many of the steaming liberals sending me nasty emails because I
continue to direct my attack at the Muslim community. I'm just picking up
the slack. The Democrats refuse to mention Islam in their debates and the
last time I checked the vast majority of terrorist attacks have been
perpetrated by Muslims. Now I am not saying the vast majority of Muslims
commit these acts of terror but you would think those who are considered
"moderate Muslims" would be a bit miffed their religion is getting a bad
rap. I'm not asking for much. just the occasional protest. For example
when a several people are killed in protests all over the Middle East
because a Danish Cartoonist sketched a picture of Mohammad I want to see
Muslim protests here in the US with signs like "You don't even read Danish
Newspapers so why all the fuss?" And while I am being unreasonable I would
like to see some sort of comment about Palestinian parents sending their
children off to be human bombs.
Sorry but I am having some trouble
feeling sorry for a handful of Muslim nut jobs sitting in cold rooms
listening to loud music. But then again I have never been one to court
popularity.
-The New Stereophonic Bert Spivey
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