BARACK OBAMA. NOT DESTINED FOR JEOPORDY
05/29/2008
So this is what an Ivy League education affords you. 57
states and a grasp of the second world war only slightly weaker than
George Michael's handshake. This guy worries me. Barack Obama is sort of
like Rain Man without the math skills. He outshines Paris Hilton
in the stupid statement category.
I'm still reeling over Obama's
claim that a Kansas City tornado early last year killed 10,000 people.
Didn't the Senator from Illinois find it odd that no one in the media
prior to his speech was covering this supposed epic tragedy? The entire
world media would have descended on Kansas. I think Obama would have
noticed. Then again he never noticed his Pastor was a raving bigot who
dresses like MC Hammer.
You can forgive the freshman Senators
blunder involving translators in Afghanistan. But to not know how many
states in the union when you are 46 is well pathetic. It’s one of the
first things you learn in school. Nap time, eating paste, the Dewey
Decimal System, and then the 50 states. Now forgetting the Dewey Decimal
System can be expected because you eventually realize all you have to do
is ask the Librarian where your book of interest is. Just do it quietly.
However not knowing at 46 how many states are in the union...
We all
saw the three A.M. phone call commercials. How could we honestly have
faith that Obama could figure out how to answer a complicated device such
as a phone? Let's be honest here, Obama cannot be concerned about 3 AM
phone calls when he can't find his way to the bathroom. And if he had to
quickly order a nuclear launch against Iran how do we know he would have
them pointed towards Albany? The Muslim population might confuse
him.
-The New Stereophonic Bert Spivey
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