A COUNTRY FULL OF FOOT FETISHISTS... 12/17/2008    Great heaping piles of Eric Estrada! The media is in an orgasmic state not seen since November 5th. Finally the media has true vindication that their claim George Bush is evil, and hated everywhere in the known, and dare I add unknown universe. Everything that has been accomplished in Iraq was for naught and we will lose the war on terror. America will be hated forever in the Arab world. All this was accomplished with an ordinary pair of shoes. The morning shows, famous for their hard hitting news pieces on pound cake and the latest diet fad were quick to jump on the Buster Brown Band Wagon. "Mr. Bush's message of progress was eclipsed in Baghdad by a sign of his unpopularity. ... The symbolism wouldn't have been lost on Iraqis, for whom shoes can be used to show extreme contempt, as with the footwear beaten against the statue of Saddam Hussein toppled by Marines five years ago." That was one hell of a shoe. The LA Times, known for it's fair and balanced reporting somehow worked Joe the Plumber into the story although they never asked if the sole hurling aggressor was actually a qualified reporter with a license and everything. So if I have this correct President Bush's entire 8 year tenure can be summed up with a pair of loafers thrown by a man with very bad aim. It must be true that journalism is dead in America. One last thing before I go to bed. The liberals accuse the right of branding all Muslims as terrorists. However now the same people are pointing to people chanting death to Bush in the streets and holding shoes on the ends of poll and saying this is proof that all of the Muslim world hates Bush. Doesn't this also mean that the entire Muslim world are chanting death to Bush? -Bert, your Conservative Troubadour in C Sharp

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