AUGUST 25th. THE DAY THE CIRCUS COMES TO DENVER 05/22/2008 With Hillary Clinton vowing to take the campaign to the convention I may actually attend. Of course I'll have to upgrade my insurance first. first off we have Rosanne Barr and her plan to hire buses and take her, the 6 listeners to her show and liberals in general to the convention to make sure Hillary gets the nod. However Al Sharpton will be there as well. Megaphone in hand threatening riots if Obama does not get the nod. So the question dear reader is who is more dangerous? A group of angry women or a few bus loads of angry black people. But wait. There's more. There my be rioting by the caterers. They have been told the food must be organic, and locally grown. No fried food, and everything must be served on reusable plates.Caterers must provide foods in "at least three of the following five colors: red, green, yellow, blue/purple, and white," . All this must be achieved for 50,000 people. Never mind the angry women, as long as the plates are recyclable. Does anyone know who will provide the music? I hope it's that smashing band that opened for Obama's recent event in Portland. I hear they do a grooving rendition of the former Soviet Unions National Anthem.. On second thought, with fried foods being banned I'll just stay home. -The new Stereophonic Bert Spivey

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