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JESUS CHRIST: GREAT CARPENTER, LOUSY PRESIDENT 09/17/2008 Over the past few days, the
left has gotten much mileage out of the phrase “Jesus was a community
organizer, Pontius
Pilate was a governor”, and while on the surface this statement
would seem to be true, the question any conscientious American must ask
themselves is, would Jesus have made a good president? At the risk of
sounding blasphemous and going straight to hell, the answer is quite
simple: NO.
While Jesus was a terrific
carpenter – I’m told he made beautiful benches, and really knew his way
around a lathe – and he was certainly a fantastic savior, he would have
made a pretty terrible president. Just look at his record. He was
undeniably a radical who despised the government, and was rarely willing
to “cross the isle”. In fact, he was such a radical that he was eventually
hung from a big stick to teach him a lesson. His stance on war: turn the
other cheek. WRONG! When fanatical terrorists strike, you strike back –
HARD. And how about his views on taxes and the economy: “Render unto
Caesar what is Caesar’s and unto God what is God’s.” That doesn’t leave
much for the little guy. Higher taxes and bigger government. Is that what
we want from our president? Hell no!
Now don’t get me wrong, I love
the Lord. And I’m sure he was a blast at parties; multiplying the chips
and dip when they ran low, turning water into wine - and maybe an
occasional Guinness or Boddington’s every now and then, walking across the
swimming pool for a laugh. But wearing sandals in the Oval Office is not exactly the
epitome of professionalism. Let’s face it, Jesus Christ would not have
made a very good president.
But he did make one terrific
savior. And while the right will acknowledge his benevolence and sanctify
his name, the left wheels him out and waves him around like a party favor
because it makes for an interesting sound bite. But conservatives know
better. Just like everything else the left has tried in the last year and
a half, this sound-bite contains no substance. It serves one purpose and
one purpose only; to provide the liberal media with one more funny quip
from their buddies on the left.
What would Jesus do? Why, Vote
for Obama, of course.
Don’t fall for it America. Jesus loved everyone, even unborn babies and
gun owners. So before you write in JC on the ballot in November, stop and
ask yourself who you’d rather lead this country; a radical with a record
of turning away from a fight, or a Maverick with the cajones to stand up
for his country. The choice is clear. Jesus would vote for McCain.
-Freddie
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