JESUS CHRIST: GREAT CARPENTER, LOUSY PRESIDENT

09/17/2008

Over the past few days, the left has gotten much mileage out of the phrase “Jesus was a community organizer, Pontius Pilate was a governor”, and while on the surface this statement would seem to be true, the question any conscientious American must ask themselves is, would Jesus have made a good president? At the risk of sounding blasphemous and going straight to hell, the answer is quite simple: NO.
 
While Jesus was a terrific carpenter – I’m told he made beautiful benches, and really knew his way around a lathe – and he was certainly a fantastic savior, he would have made a pretty terrible president. Just look at his record. He was undeniably a radical who despised the government, and was rarely willing to “cross the isle”. In fact, he was such a radical that he was eventually hung from a big stick to teach him a lesson. His stance on war: turn the other cheek. WRONG! When fanatical terrorists strike, you strike back – HARD. And how about his views on taxes and the economy: “Render unto Caesar what is Caesar’s and unto God what is God’s.” That doesn’t leave much for the little guy. Higher taxes and bigger government. Is that what we want from our president? Hell no!
 
Now don’t get me wrong, I love the Lord. And I’m sure he was a blast at parties; multiplying the chips and dip when they ran low, turning water into wine - and maybe an occasional Guinness or Boddington’s every now and then, walking across the swimming pool for a laugh. But wearing sandals in the Oval Office is not exactly the epitome of professionalism. Let’s face it, Jesus Christ would not have made a very good president.
 
But he did make one terrific savior. And while the right will acknowledge his benevolence and sanctify his name, the left wheels him out and waves him around like a party favor because it makes for an interesting sound bite. But conservatives know better. Just like everything else the left has tried in the last year and a half, this sound-bite contains no substance. It serves one purpose and one purpose only; to provide the liberal media with one more funny quip from their buddies on the left.
 
What would Jesus do? Why, Vote for Obama, of course. Don’t fall for it America. Jesus loved everyone, even unborn babies and gun owners. So before you write in JC on the ballot in November, stop and ask yourself who you’d rather lead this country; a radical with a record of turning away from a fight, or a Maverick with the cajones to stand up for his country. The choice is clear. Jesus would vote for McCain.
 
-Freddie Banjo
 Once again securing a spot in Hell
 









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