Wave for the Camera

We don't have a Presidential Administration. We have a political satire. Either that or Al Franken is Obama's Chief of Staff. These guys are flat out incompetent. First off the only thing worse than Obama's jobs speech is the jobs bill itself. Republicans oppose it. Bill Clinton opposes it. Even Congressional Democrats oppose it. "Pass the bill now!" Obamas screams every eight seconds. This economy thing is so important Obama got around to addressing it a year after he took office and when his policies didn't work he soothed us by telling they in fact did. Brilliant!. That explains why he had to immediately tell what his new jobs plan was...after his vacationed the promise he will explain how to pay for it a few weeks later. Any road after demanding it be passed yesterday. Harry Reid has not decided if he will bring it up for a vote at all...

Speaking of the new and improved stimulus plan, the President and his merry band of Marxists traveled to the Brent Spence bridge which connects Ohio with Kentucky. To tout his new jobs plan and all it's shovel ready glory. Trouble is is that the bridge is not in need of repair so it does not qualify for stimulus funds. The bridge is simply cannot handle the volume of traffic and a new one is scheduled to be built a few years from now which means any jobs to be created won't happen for a few years. Not quite the example Keith Olberman was looking for.

But wait! There's more. While on the banks of the Ohio River The President wasn't content with touting a plan no one with a brain thinks will work, he was also determined to make an ass out of himself by inventing an intercontinental railroad. According to the smartest president ever we built a bridge across either the Atlantic or Pacific oceans

Every time Obama speaks of policies foreign I cringe. Because I know the rest of the world is laughing. Obama is so far out of his depth that the term Foreign policy has taken on a new meaning. His UN speech was abysmal. "Peace is hard" Really Mr. President? That is the best you have? Apparently not. Barrack Obama the Democrat God that ascended to the Presidency from the heavens to cure all our ills has come up with a brilliant yet simple plan for peace in the Middle East. it has to do with footwear "That is the truth -- each side has legitimate aspirations -- and that's part of what makes peace so hard. And the deadlock will only be broken when each side learns to stand in the other's shoes;.". What a great idea. have the jews put on sandals loaded with explosives that were given to them by those peace loving Palestinian's. Seriously though, peace is hard, put on each others shoes. This is worthy of a worldwide audience?

There's plenty more but it's all best described with the UN family photo that was taken after every decided Israel is evil. You know the one where Obama smiled like a he just let off a stink bomb in the choir. That sort of sums it all up. The kids are running the show.

Good morning folks from the Thong Boarding House in Beautiful Cleethorpes

The weekly Frog is on vacation. I am Bert Spivey. But you knew that. But did you know that that boot full of expired nuns is none other than Freddie "Thighs" Banjo? The Portuguese Yul Brynner. It's politics time on the beach. So sit back have a saxophone and remember the sun block ...LET'S DO IT!!!